{"product_id":"thee-oh-sees-face-stabber-colored-vinyl-vinyl-2lp","title":"Thee Oh Sees: Face Stabber (Colored Vinyl) Vinyl 2LP","description":"\u003cp class=\"faq-quote\"\u003e\"Hey there, human kids,\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies. Boop, blip ughhh….\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e'the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like ….long live the new flesh!'\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo songs about money or love are floating in the ether.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJust memories, echoes, foggy blurs\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBlip-blop goes the scope\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeavy funk\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDystopia-punk canons\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLonnnnng jams\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHuman cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpider legs fuzz crawling in your brain.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLots of curse words for your mom.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou’ve gotten the over-population blues, so let’s have some art for art’s sake.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat else are you gonna do?\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStare at the sky? Please…\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e50 carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake a breath, you’re going to need it.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake drugs, you’re going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere’s no fruit, buddy.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou’re at the bleak-peak.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey will squeeze you till you’re all squeezed out.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor fans of fried prog burn out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you don’t like it then don’t listen, bub.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBack to the comments section with you!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEasy\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOver and out\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt’s out on Castle-Face Records August 16th.\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- John Dwyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2019 full-length from John Dwyer's \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.turntablelab.mom\/search?type=article%2Cpage%2Cproduct\u0026amp;q=Oh+Sees\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOh Sees\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecolored double vinyl pressing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehoused in gatefold jacket w\/ printed inner sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elimited edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emusic label: Castle Face 2019\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thee Oh Sees","offers":[{"title":"Splatter Colored Vinyl 2LP","offer_id":40224442417242,"sku":"lp-13637","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue Colored Vinyl 2LP","offer_id":40292268965978,"sku":"lp-13637a","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/4542\/products\/theeohsees-facestabber-coloredvinyl-1.jpg?v=1764622689","url":"https:\/\/www.turntablelab.mom\/products\/thee-oh-sees-face-stabber-colored-vinyl-vinyl-2lp","provider":"turntablelab.mom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}